Saturday 5 December 2009

Amway losers never file criminal cases because they are also part of cheating

Shyam
I'm sure your free-thinking readers will be interested to read a particularly revealing testimony given by a formerly - unquestioning 'Amway' core-adherent.

"When people ask me is Amway a cult? this is what I tell them.
We ate Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We drank Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We washed with Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We cooked with Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We drove with Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We brushed our teeth with Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We dressed in Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
My wife put Amway crap on her face believing it would bring Success!
We fed our children Amway crap believing it would bring Success.
We fed the dog Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We wiped our crap with Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We talked Amway crap believing it would bring Success!
We never took a break from Amway believing it would bring Success!
We never counted our losses believing it would lead to Success!
We went to every Amway meeting and bought all the tapes and books believing it would bring Success!
We shut out everyone who criticized Amway believing it would lead to Success!
We only talked to people who had swallowed the same Amway crap believing it would bring Success!

Amway brainwashes you to keep smiling and believing that everything Amway offers is good and will make you a Winner and everything that is not Amway is bad and will keep you a Loser. It's only when you get clear of Amway that you realize that your life in Amway was crap and that Amway is for Losers!

Thats why Amway is a cult "!!!


I think that this angry fellow just about covers everything, but, interestingly, he's never filed a criminal complaint, and, what's more, he doesn't intend to, because he also realizes that he tried to cheat his friends and relatives.
David Brear

9 comments:

dtytrivedi said...

i have couple more who are my relatives and family members, they were but now they are not. (however we are still having good family relations with them)


i will give u there testimonials regarding amway, this will be more spicy for ur blog to believe that amway is now not working.

Tex said...

Brear,

I'm impressed! How do you do it? Every post is even more stupid than the previous one. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

quixtarisacult said...

Textarded comment

Tex said...

qiac,

Not feeling well today? That was a record short post from you, not your usual lengthy BS. I note you didn't disagree me me, either. LOL

dtytrivedi said...

Hey shyam i have one thing for u.

Recently u posted that

"Amway's distributor figures are exaggerated"

remember that post which u just posted like other bloggers with backing no analysis !!!

http://corporatefraudswatch.blogspot.com/2009/11/amways-distributor-figures-are.html


I recently studied that Amway china is having 300,000 distributors and Amway china sales is nearly $2.6 billion.

http://english.cri.cn/6826/2009/12/06/1601s533701.htm

Right now india is having about 500,000 distributors right now.

http://www.telegraphindia.com/1090720/jsp/business/story_11258569.jsp
(just for the sake of reference as ur analysis backs no credible evidence)

so even if consider that the sales is consider china sales $2.5 billion (for sake of simplicity) per distributor or salesman the earning is $8333.33


my point is even if amway india distributors figures remains more or less stagnant and reports increase in sales figures in nest few years its not
a big surprise!!! infact its good news for amway india itself.


even if we consider Rs 1128 crore and 500,000 distributors into account.

Per distributor contribution to the amway india turnover is shockingly low as $470 or Rs 22,560!!!

Legal Scan said...

HaHaHa Trivedi,
On one hand,Amway India's representative files an affidavit in the High Court, that the number of distributors is only 4 lakh and you claim from out of blue that it is five lakh. So is the case with the turnover. laugh out loud.

dtytrivedi said...

read it clearly and loudly what i wrote, I admit we all are humans we do make mistake.

so i request legal scan to read it again what i wrote.

however i should have posted this link

http://corporatefraudswatch.blogspot.com/2009/11/amways-affidavit-claims-its-ibo-base-is.html

during the time affidavit was made it was during 2007 when amway made about Rs 800 crore and paid tax of Rs 200 (approximately)

when i mentioned it was of year 2008 when it had turnover of Rs 1128 crore and paid tax about Rs 300 crore and distributors figures approximately 500,000.

so before u laugh take a look on what i said.

dtytrivedi said...

i want to make it clear again legal scan, the figures mentioned during the year 2008 were of year 2007 and what i mentioned was of year 2008


LEGAL SCAN I KNOW U ARE GOING TO COMMENT ON THAT SO I HAVE CLARIFIED !!!!

Legal Scan said...

Trivedi, HA HA HA, once again LoL. The figures mentioned in the 2008 affidavit were from 2007 and the figures mentioned in the 2006 affidavit were from 2005. So there is no change for all these years. What a funny apologist you are. That is why I call you nitwit, youngman.