The worthless 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw is formally offered ten US dollars

Shyam 

Your free-thinking readers (and particularly 'Quixtarisacult') should be amused to learn that the unmasked 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw, David Steadson a.k.a. 'IBOFB', continues to try to post puerile propaganda commentaries on Corporate Frauds Watch (on behalf of the 'Amway' crime bosses), in which he steadfastly pretends that I have issued a million dollar challenge to him.  I think that, given this imaginary situation (which I'm about to explain more-fully), it would be entirely appropriate, formally to offer the worthless Mr. Steadson a mere $US10.

The 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw has extrapolated this fictitious challenge from the fact that I recently stated that, even if we offered a million dollars to 'Kuntal' (a poor little Indian 'Amway' adherent who recently claimed that he and several members of his family, had been receiving commision payments from 'Amway') he could not provide any quantifiable evidence (in the form of audited accounts; particularly, income-tax payment receipts) proving that he had received so much as one Rupee of overall net-income lawfully, from regularly retailing 'Amway' wampum to the Indian public for a profit. Predictably, the childish  'Kuntal' has now vanished from CFW. 

Although he doesn't actually spell it out, the masked comic-book character, 'IBOFB',  has apparently now claimed to be in possession of many years of income-tax payment receipts and related- audited accounts (presumably all bearing his given name, David Steadson), which might indicate that at least one person has operated a so-called 'Amway business' through which that person consistently managed to generate  net-earnings derived entirely-lawfully from regularly retailing significant quantities of 'Amway' wampum to the public for a profit. Furthermore, Mr. Steadson also pretends that his 'IBOFB' character is personally acquainted with lots of other so-called  'profitable Amway business owners' whom 'IBOFB' cannot name, but who can, nonetheless, provide similar independent documentary evidence (presumably bearing their given names).  

However, the 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw not only pretends that IBOFB' is in possession of these key-documents and to have seen similar key-documents in the possession of other unnamed persons, but he also pretends that (for reasons best known to himself) neither his anonymous 'IBOFB' character,  nor 'IBOFB's' anonymous friends, will disclose any of this alleged quantifiable evidence, unless I prove to 'IBOFB' that I am in possession of, and will undertake to give a comic-book character alone, one million dollars. 

Obviously, since 50 years of quantifiable evidence proves, beyond all reasonable doubt, that it has always been effectively- impossible for anyone regularly to retail any 'MLM' wampum to the public for a profit, Mr. Steadson's comic-book character's key-documents, and his unnamed acquaintances, cannot, and do not, really exist.

Thus, the 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw  (like the narcissistic little shit with a psychology degree that he is) has conveniently invented this one-sided million dollar challenge/side-bet, complete with his own one sided-closed logic-rules,  in order that he can continue to pretend that 'IBOFB' and his many friends have not only been running lawful direct selling businesses, but also that they have all inexplicably and illogically withheld the only quantifiable evidence to prove it. 

As ever,  I imagine that, after writing down his latest convoluted fantasy, Mr. Steadson sang three choruses of 'Walzing Matilda' and then fell down in a heap.

David Brear (copyright 2012)