Saturday, 21 August 2010

Some questions for the unquestioning 'Amway' faithful

When is a profit not a profit?
When is a 'Business Owner' not a Business Owner?
The masked 'Amway' Lord Haw Haw, Mr. 'IBOFB' Steadson, has previously assured your readers that the 'Amway' myth of 'Total Financial Freedom in 2-5 years by exactly Duplicating a Proven Business Building Plan,' was a figment of our imaginations. However, he now claims that he actually knows someone who has achieved this miraculous (if uncommon) rags to riches transformation, but typically he can supply no independent evidence (in the form of audited accounts) to support his absurd lie.
Mr. Steadson has further explained that your new, resident, self-proclaimed 'investing expert,' Mr. Craig, 'never said that Total Financial Freedom could be achieved from the Amway Business Opportunity in 2-5 years,' he merely claimed that you could make a 'good profit' from the 'Amway Business Opportunity' after '2-5 years hard work.'
Observe, how Mr. Steadson remains within the strict confines of his ' Positive Amway' script. He never qualifies his absurd lies by saying 'net-profit' or 'overall profit.' The latest term,'good profit', is meaningless nonsense; for whenever the audited accounts of large groups of active 'Amway' adherents have been examined by qualified investigators, it has been discovered that, despite their scripted-pretence to be making good profits, virtually 100% of these proud 'Business Owners' have actually been programmed to ignore reality whilst losing their money hand over fist to the benefit of billionaire racketeers.
David Brear (copyright 2010)


HKjiqi said...
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Joecool said...

You have a better chance of winning the lottery or creating a software company that bests Microsoft than you have of achieving lifelong financial freedom in Amway. Why doesn't lord Haw Haw display the great wealth he has achieved in Amway?