Mr. Steadson says that 94% of so-called 'IBOs' have never been in business at all
Sadly, 'Joecool's' experience of 'Amway' is typical. The American network television show, 'Dateline,' secretly filmed thousands of insolvent American 'Amway/Quixtar' core-adherents who had all paid through the nose to attend one of the regular, guided 'MLM' orgies of deluded self-gratification where (to the thought-stopping beat of loud, rhythmic rock music, flashing lights and clouds of dry ice) they were shown thought- stopping 'Dream' images of vulgar wealth, showered with fake dollars, deprived of sleep and constantly assured that they were participating in the 'Best Business Opportunity in the World, ' - an Opportunity which could enable anyone to ahieve 'Total Financial Freedom' and 'Flush That Stinking Job !' http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-215989802739458876#
However, the 'Amway' Lord Haw Haw, Mr. IBOFB Steadson, now tells us that around 94% of the all the 3 millions so-called 'Independent Business Owners' (whom the billionaire bosses of the 'Amway' mob currently claim to have taken up theso-called 'Best Business Opportunity in the World') haven't actually been in business at all, because they have not tried to sell over-priced 'Amway' wampum to anyone. Not only that, but he also apparently accepts that around 1.5 millions people are currently being churned through 'Amway' each year. That's 15 millions every decade.
Although it's difficult to follow his latest reality-inverting bullshit, let alone swallow it, I see that Mr. Steadson now boasts that around half of all the persons whom he still arbitrarily defines as 'Independent Business Owners,' but whom he admits haven't actually been in business at all,haven't even wanted to buy over-priced 'Amway' wampum themselves. The unmasked 'Amway'Lord Haw Haw infers that this proves that UK government lawyers (who were in broad aggreement with us) must be the ones who are sadly deluded for saying in court that the remaining 50% of temporary 'Amway' adherents (who like himself, have been effectively the only buyers of over-priced 'Amway' wampum) are 'sadly deluded.'
After posting this mind-scrambling series of ludicrous, self-contradictory affirmations, I imagine that Mr. Steadson sang three choruses of 'Waltzing Matilda' and then fell down in a heap.