Tuesday, 28 September 2010

The paranoid chapter of the 'Amway' fairy-tale

I see that the unmasked 'Amway' Lord Haw Haw, Mr. 'IBOFB' Steadson, has delivered another stale load of unsolicited, bullshit to your Blog. However, I note that he hasn't yet sprung to the defence of Prof. Eileen Barker, or admitted that she is, in fact, one of the (unnamed) 'mainstream academics' whom Mr. Steadson has previously claimed on your Blog to have proved scientifically that totalitarian brainwashing only exists on the pages of comic-books and in the minds of deluded conspiracy theorists like David Icke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke
Apparently, the little 'Amway' monkey is now claiming that he doesn't dance to his masters' paranoid tune, but, in the same breath, Mr. Steadson claims that (unnamed) 'competitors' of the billionaire bosses of the 'Amway' mob, and their many copy-cats, have been secretly financing you and me, Shyam, to 'attack' (what he arbitrarily and falsely defines as) 'the direct selling industry.' Yet, for years, Mr. Steadson has been steadfastly pretending to be under contract to, but acting completely independently of, 'Amway' whilst posting endless, provocative, reality-inverting pro-'Amway' comments on literally hundreds of Blogs, and forums, around the world. He has also run several paranoid 'Amway' propaganda Sites using various masks. These have been available in multiple languages. On one of these Blogs, Mr. Steadson has raved at length about the 'Internet war against Amway' and sought to brand all free-thinking individuals challenging the authenticity of the comic-book 'Amway' myth as, 'deluded liars' and 'communists' who know nothing whatsover about business and whom he suspects to be the obsessed members of an 'international cult.'
Unfortunately, Mr. Steadson has already been forced to admit on your Blog, that more than 90% of all the tens of millions of transient persons who, over the decades, have signed a reality-inverting contract with 'Amway' (in which they were arbitrarily and falsely defined as 'Independent Business Owners') haven't actually managed to directly-sell one item of over-priced 'Amway' wampum for a profit to a person who was not under contract to 'Amway' and, consequently, completely contrary to what their reality-inverting contracts stated, these so-called 'IBOs' have not actually been in business at all. Mr. Steadson has then steadfastly pretended that failure to sell over-priced 'Amway' wampum for a profit was not the fault of the bosses of 'Amway' who supplied it, and who controlled its quality and price, it was entirely the fault of all the tens of millions of transient lazy persons who, over the decades, have signed a contract with 'Amway' (in which they were arbitrarily and falsely defined as 'Independent Business Owners') and who, unlike himself, just didn't try hard enough.
In the adult world of quantifiable reality, during the previous 50+ years, only a tiny percentage of Insolvent Bullshit Offerers have managed to remain under contract to 'Amway' for more than 5 years. Indeed, the overall, rolling, drop-out/failure rate in the so-called 'Low-Risk Amway Business Opportunity' has been effectively 100%. The various grinning, well-groomed, heterosexual couples who have been constantly presented in the kitsch 'Amway' propaganda as shining examples of success to be copied, have either been reality-denying dupes or wealthy schills whose profits have secretly derived from a secondary advance fee fraud (a.k.a. 'tool scam').
Self-evidently, in respect of 'Amway,' the reality-inverting terms,'Low Risk', 'Business Opportunity', 'Independent Busines Owner', 'Direct Selling', etc., are part of a blame-the-victim controlling-fiction which has been maliciously constructed, presented and peddled as fact by a gang of dangerous and inflexible, cultic grifters.
As previously stated, each time Mr. Steadson has recited the various chapters of his 'Amway' fairy-tale, he has actually been pushing its authors closer to a prison cell.
David Brear (copyright 2010)

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