Monday, 26 October 2009

'Amway is parallel to organized crime groups'

As you know, it was America's leading expert on organized crime, Prof. G. Robert Blakey (b. 1936), who, after studying the quantifiable evidence, wrote:
'It is my opinion the the Amway business is run in a manner that is parallel to that of major organized crime groups. The structure and function of major organized crime goups, generally consisting of enterprises engaging in patterns of legal and illegal activity, was the prototype forming the basis of federal and state legislation that I have been involved in drafting. The same structure and function, with associated enterprises engaging in patterns of legal and illegal activity, is found in the Amway business.
So, according to the totalitarian closed-logic of your resident 'Amway' apologists, Prof. Blakey (with whom I'm in broad agreement) is also a 'clueless, stupid Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer' and whacky 'conspiracy theorist.'
I wonder why it is that Steadson and Johnson put me in mind of the 'Invincible Black Knight' in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail?' No matter how many times we hack their flimsy limbs from under them, they steadfastly pretend to be winning.
David Brear


Tex said...


You're the village idiot. LOL

And too scared to make a simple phone call. LOL

IBOFB said...

What you mean to say is ... Prof. Blakey ... after studying the quantifiable evidence supplied to him by Proctor & Gamble ... whom were suing Amway and paying Blakey to write a negative report .... gave his opinion that ... blah blah blah

His "report" has claims that are factually incorrect. I have no idea how much he got paid for the report, but clearly for him it was a financially lucrative 20 minutes or so he appears to have spent reviewing the P&G supplied "evidence".

Funny how Amway critics like Brear neglect to mention that the court dismissed Amway from the case. But I guess that's the way it goes ... get paid by P&G to say something bad abvout Amway? A brilliant piece of work!

Be an independent judiciary and not conclude something bad about Amway? Clearly you're corrupt and in the pockets of Amway!!!

hahahahahhahahahahaha ... gotta love that logic!!

quixtarisacult said...

No one can deny that Blakey said it. I guess if I were an Amway apologist and promoter of fraud, I'd have to discredit it too.